About NoBOTY

Some people will always find something to complain about. 

The rest of us? We’d rather raise a glass and enjoy the view.

That’s the spirit behind NoBOTY.

NoBOTY started as a cheeky reminder that life’s too short—and too good—to waste on petty complaints. 

If you’re fortunate enough to be in the game, enjoy it. Keep it light, keep it fun, and keep it moving.

We built this brand for the people who get it. 

The ones who laugh instead of nitpick. The ones who understand that when the champagne’s cold, the sun’s out, and the crew is solid—what more do you need?

NoBOTY isn’t just apparel, it’s an attitude. 

A wink. 

A rule to live by. 

Because the world’s got enough complainers—on this yacht, there’s only room for good vibes.

So welcome aboard. 

Grab a drink, grab some gear, and remember the one rule that matters:
No. Bitching. On. The. Yacht.